OR March 25 Shakespearean Sonnet

Kitten facts, when cats bend down to get a drink they part their ears to each side to listen for predators and when they lap up, their tungs turn backwards to pull the drink up, and since we're on the topic of tongues, might as well say that they have scratchy tongues to groom themselves, but in larger cats they also use their tounges to lift the flesh off the bones.


The Kitten Party
When you're gone and when you're out of the house
Your kittens will play and call some friends here
Somebody out watchin' if you come near
They will be having a feast on some mouse

Ture the music up to its loudest max
Then loot all the treats and goodies from you
Play all your games with their best friends they knew
One gets a large bonus and they yell "HAX!!!"

As the day draws to a tiring end
All the sleepy kittens start packing up
They put everything near the pup to blame
They give your games away to friends to lend

The cats are sleeping in their warm bedding
Never knowing what they will be heading

March 23 NR Shakespearean Sonnet

Fun fact, dogs have sweat glands in between their paws.

Shakespearean Sonnet:

The Doggy:
As he rushes into the fun forest
He bounces through the bushes in a row
He goes to see his friend the nice florist
Then he goes home so he can lick his toe

His licks his toe by the warm fireplace
Then he goes to the place where he gets food
This is a place where he can stuff his face
He can even eat with some attitude

Then he goes to his bed to have a nap
His dreams are filled with food and lots of toys
Then he wakes up to sit on someones lap
He sits and doesn't make a lot of noise

The dog goes to a park and wants to play
He has a lot of fun and wants to stay

March 19 NR

Did you know that the tallest dog ever was a Great Dane who was 41 inches high.

Haiku: 

A free dog
Dogs running freely
Eating all of their cookies
Sleeping in the grass

Levetation dog

The dog is floating
His small feet are off the ground
Then he hits the ground

OR March 16 Metonymy

Surprisingly 1 in 3 American cats are obese. :O

Free Verse:

Ownership
You have pride
In owning your pet
You must be responsible
And feed them
It can be time consuming
But it pays off

 

Cuteness
They make you clean up their mess
They lye in your bed
And take all the attention
Stolen food
You turn to the dog
His eyes wide
And is forgivin
 

Curious
They will find the food
And strange hiding places
But get themselves stuck
They'll tear up your room
But he didn't know
Curiosity killed the cat

NR March 12 Metonymy Poetry

Interesting Fact, did you know that Labrador Retrievers were originally bred to retrieve fishing nets. 
Free verse:

Training:

Teaching your dog to play fetch
Takes a lot of hard work
When your dog learns you feel accomplished
To walk your dog using a leash
You have to give it rewards
And go to puppy school

Owner:

My owner is loyal
My owner gives me food
My owner pets me,
Keeps me happy
My owner keeps me safe,
And plays with me

Dinner Time:

Before dinner they bark,
Dogs gather around the food bowl
Cats gather around too
Their people serve them their food
They eat their food very fast
Then go to bed and snore

NR and OR March 7th Post

Did you know that house cats typically live 14 to 20 years of age although the oldest known cat lived to an amazing age of 36 years.

Quatrain:

 Cat Got Your Tongue?
When a cat comes close
Don't let it grab your tongue
Cause then you will be toast
And it will taste like dung.

Dog on the internet!
When you leave your house
And your computers out
The dog leave the mouse
And he doesn't pout

For he is on the computer
And not a Polluter
He searches "funny frog"
But finds a strange blog

OR Quatrain

Underwater Dogs

In the deep

In goes the ball

And they leap

Bubbles as they fall

Teeth, snarling, grinning

Diving dogs are wild

Underwater swimming

Out of water mild

OR Quatrain

Did you know, dogs have over 100 facial expressions and most involving their ears. But most are unnoticeable to us.

Quatrain:
                                                                                   Watch Dog
                                                                                   As you sleep
                                                                                   He will wait
                                                                                   He will watch
                                                                                   In his heap

                                                                                   When he hears,
                                                                                   That someone's near
                                                                                   He will bark
                                                                                   In the dark

                                                                                   When you're up
                                                                                   When you're here
                                                                                   You drink your cup
                                                                                   And mornings near